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Captain Slow
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Quote from Bob Smith : I'll take a photo of myself playing air guitar and photoshop some Nordic-looking forest into the background or something.


we could have pics of ourselves photoshoped into obscure backgrounds? :P
Captain Slow
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or a track based on the rl roads that run through the woods on the other side of the M20 oppisite saxtens wood near fawkham. :P
Captain Slow
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what about lfs cars that look like real cars?

(hints to look at my feeble attempt at making fzr look like a aston )
Captain Slow
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Quote from Fischfix : i had once a dream, banging a chick in the backseat of a FZ5 but... i didn't think this is that important

that was no chick, that was the michellin man , in the rb4 (nice and roomy)
Captain Slow
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when i seen this thread title i thought i was in for a treat. instead when i read the first post i had awful flashbacks from the good old days of english lessons at school. (last year)
Captain Slow
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i voted show drifting, because of the point made in the second post. not that i drift but if i did drift thats what i would do.
Captain Slow
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hmmm. iv been damaged so that i cant drive anymore. but i think if the damage is goin to be changed, then so should the collision model.

shame about the crash. accidents arent good.
Captain Slow
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if its basically a rallying league or series of events i think it would be fun, but im not a fan of organised avertised events because im a little wimp with no confidence in myself to do well.
Captain Slow
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finally finished my little side project. its not an exact replica of the aton martin car by any means, but based on and quite a few of the sponsors are the same, but i didnt want to overcrowd it with decals so i kept it simple.

preveiw only, as its private.

coments/critisisms welcome

and i apologise for the pathetic quality of my preveiw
Captain Slow
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Quote from herki :Could look a bit better with the shading. Just create a "multiply"-layer with the RB4_default.jpg on top of the rest

multiply layer? how do you add those?
Captain Slow
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Quote from duke_toaster :Well, it's a public vote. I doubt they are fixed


they may not be fixed, but the simple fact we see an hours footage from 24 hours shws that the editing can be extremely influencial.
Captain Slow
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Quote from CSU1 :LMAO!!! why? do you plan todo some night swimming with some well camouflaged dolphins?illepall

yes i do. but shhhhhhhhhhhh. tis a secret. until it goes on youtube. then everyone wil know.
Captain Slow
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Quote from the_angry_angel :Mine are ok. I find it helps if you outrageously flirt with her (the gf's mum) though (which is tiring).

hmmmmmmmmmm, i think shes about 53 not very attractive and im worried shes goin thru menapause. :S
the other halfs mother
Captain Slow
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simple question. do you get on with you mother in law/ girlfreinds/boyfreinds mother?


basically im gettin raelly annoyed with my girlfreinds mother so im just curious how many of you are too
Captain Slow
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i get nervous only when i find my self in a big race with a never before driven combo. but i dont do leagues so nerves arent that big of a problem.
Captain Slow
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id be happy with a siberian huskie. unmodified.

although i think it would be fun to geneticaly modify myself with cameleon skin and gills and night vision and sonar from dolphins.
Captain Slow
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please makes you prayers and cheques payable to the devs /scavier

(eric, scawen, victor)
Captain Slow
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:iagree: :bananadea :bananadea :bananadea :bananadea
Captain Slow
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im sure with a bit of belach and white paint my garage could be turned into a lab/breeding ground.
Last edited by Captain Slow, . Reason : spelling mistake.
Captain Slow
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why are you using fxr? your demo racer. fair enough if it was a cmx veiwer screenshot, but thats in game. naughty naughty.
Captain Slow
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24.1 but im fat and happy. even tho my arms are skniny my bellys is just there and doesnt go despite doing situps every morning.
Captain Slow
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Quote from Stew2000 :



hmm. im getting there. remembering that this is only a side project as whenever im on the computer my gf spamms me via msn so i never get anything done.

BTW, how much better would it be without the awful number plate stuck on the front. theres no point of it. its not like youd drive that car on a road is it. (fzr im on about) and i apologise for the stupid feild of veiw i have on that screen shot. makes it look like a widemouthed frog.
Captain Slow
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when i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed you, i jus close my eyes and im wiiiiiiiith you.
Captain Slow
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do i get to caress people?
Captain Slow
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OMGZ0rrz it sa girl!11!!!112!11!!!1one!1111

never touched one of them before
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